Harlem Plank
They took it off of Wikipedia, but this is the single-best synopsis to any song ever.
On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit…
BYU Dismisses Player From Basketball Team for Having Premarital Sex
So yesterday we learned that Brandon Davies got dismisses by the BYU basketball team for violating the honor code. Now we learn that according to the Salt Lake City Tribune the reason was that he was having premarital sex with his girlfriend.
Being their top rebounder I feel like I should make some sort of “banging inside” joke, but I feel bad for the guy, so I won’t.
